Season's Beatings
Happy Holidays 9 • rare
- Set
- Happy Holidays
- Collector number
- 9
- Rarity
- Rare
- Mana cost
- red mana red mana red mana red mana
- Type
- Sorcery
- Colors
- Red
- Artist
- Kev Walker
- Finish
- Foil
What it does
Family gathering — Each creature target player controls deals damage equal to its power to another random creature that player controls.
Arriving home, he suddenly longed for the bloodsoaked battlefields behind him.
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- ModernNot legal
- LegacyNot legal
- VintageNot legal
- CommanderNot legal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- Penny DreadfulNot legal
- OathbreakerNot legal
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Where it came from
Season's Beatings, cataloged as number 9 in the Happy Holidays set, emerged as part of a niche satirical trading card series that subverted traditional festive imagery. Produced during a period when counter-cultural holiday art gained popularity, the card was designed to contrast the warmth of the season with dark, punchy humor. The artistic direction prioritized a stark, illustrative style meant to lean into the absurdity of holiday stress, distancing itself from the saccharine tone typical of standard seasonal memorabilia.
The reception of the Happy Holidays set was primarily among collectors of underground art and novelty trading cards. Critics and enthusiasts of the era viewed the set as an ironic critique of consumerist traditions, noting that the creators aimed for a visual language that felt both retro and intentionally jarring. While the set remained a fringe release, it established a reputation for its commitment to a specific, cynical aesthetic that prioritized thematic impact over traditional seasonal sentimentality.
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About Season's Beatings
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