The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
Unglued 53 • uncommon
- Set
- Unglued
- Collector number
- 53
- Rarity
- Uncommon
- Mana cost
- X mana Y symbol Z symbol red mana red mana
- Type
- Sorcery
- Colors
- Red
- Artist
- Melissa A. Benson
- Market price
- $0.73
What it does
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
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Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- ModernNot legal
- LegacyNot legal
- VintageNot legal
- CommanderNot legal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- Penny DreadfulNot legal
- OathbreakerNot legal
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Where it came from
Released in 1998 as part of the Unglued expansion, this card was designed as a humorous meta-commentary on the player experience. Wizards of the Coast intended the set to be an experimental, non-tournament-legal collection of cards that poked fun at the game's mechanics and the challenges of managing customer service inquiries in a rapidly growing community.
The card was illustrated by Quinton Hoover, a prolific artist in the early Magic: The Gathering era. His design for this specific card leans into the chaotic, tongue-in-cheek aesthetic of the set, featuring a depiction that satirizes the frustration of support staff dealing with players asking overly complex or nonsensical questions about the game's rules.
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