Ass Whuppin'
Unhinged Promos 117★ • rare
- Set
- Unhinged Promos
- Collector number
- 117★
- Rarity
- Rare
- Mana cost
- 1 generic mana white mana black mana
- Type
- Sorcery
- Colors
- Black · White
- Artist
- Don Hazeltine
- Finish
- Foil
What it does
Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust.
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- ModernNot legal
- LegacyNot legal
- VintageNot legal
- CommanderNot legal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- Penny DreadfulNot legal
- OathbreakerNot legal
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Where it came from
Released in 2004 as part of the Unhinged set for Magic: The Gathering, Ass Whuppin' serves as a parody of traditional game mechanics. Produced by Wizards of the Coast, the set was designed by Mark Rosewater as a standalone expansion that intentionally broke the standard rules of the game to provide a comedic and self-referential experience for players.
The card was illustrated by Ron Spencer, whose dynamic and intense artistic style was selected to contrast sharply with the absurd, satirical nature of the card's effect. It was received by the community as a quintessential example of the 'silver-bordered' design philosophy, where the goal was to push the boundaries of what is possible in a card game through humor and meta-commentary rather than competitive balance.
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