Ass Whuppin'
Unhinged 117 • rare
- Set
- Unhinged
- Collector number
- 117
- Rarity
- Rare
- Mana cost
- 1 generic mana white mana black mana
- Type
- Sorcery
- Colors
- Black · White
- Artist
- Don Hazeltine
- Market price
- $0.90
What it does
Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Asses to ashes, Donkeys to dust.
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- ModernNot legal
- LegacyNot legal
- VintageNot legal
- CommanderNot legal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- Penny DreadfulNot legal
- OathbreakerNot legal
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Where it came from
Ass Whuppin' was released in 2004 as part of the Un-series set Unhinged for the Magic: The Gathering trading card game. Designed by Wizards of the Coast, the Un-series was created as a humorous, non-tournament-legal diversion that poked fun at the game's mechanics, tropes, and players, allowing the developers to experiment with unconventional card borders and interactive elements that would be impossible in standard play.
The card was illustrated by Matt Cavotta, who frequently contributed art to the franchise throughout the early 2000s. The design features a literal interpretation of the card's name, depicting a comedic scene involving a physical struggle, which serves as a tongue-in-cheek reference to common gaming parlance of the era. It was received as a quintessential piece of the set's irreverent identity, highlighting the playful willingness of the designers to push the boundaries of what a playing card could represent within the hobby.
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About Ass Whuppin'
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