Cheap Ass
Unhinged 5 • common
- Set
- Unhinged
- Collector number
- 5
- Rarity
- Common
- Mana cost
- 1 generic mana white mana
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- White
- Artist
- Randy Gallegos
- Market price
- $0.28
What it does
Spells you cast cost ½ symbol less to cast.
And you thought Yawgmoth drove a hard bargain.
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- ModernNot legal
- LegacyNot legal
- VintageNot legal
- CommanderNot legal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- Penny DreadfulNot legal
- OathbreakerNot legal
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Where it came from
Cheap Ass was released in 2004 as part of the Unhinged set, the third parody expansion for the Magic: The Gathering trading card game. Designed by Wizards of the Coast, the set was intentionally crafted to subvert the traditional rules and mechanics of the game, embracing absurdity and meta-humor. This card in particular serves as a lighthearted commentary on the cost-effectiveness of certain game strategies, fitting perfectly into the set's theme of poking fun at the professional tournament environment.
The art and design were developed under the direction of the Wizards creative team, who leaned into a cartoonish, self-aware aesthetic to distinguish Unhinged from the game's more serious core sets. Upon its release, the card was received as a humorous curiosity by the player community. Because Unhinged cards were not legal for sanctioned tournament play, the design focus remained entirely on providing an entertaining experience for casual kitchen-table games rather than balancing competitive play.
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