Bloated Processor
March of the Machine 357 • rare
- Set
- March of the Machine
- Collector number
- 357
- Rarity
- Rare
- Mana cost
- 2 generic mana black mana
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- Black
- Artist
- Brock Grossman
- Market price
- $0.36
What it does
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "2 generic mana: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerLegal
- ModernLegal
- LegacyLegal
- VintageLegal
- CommanderLegal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlLegal
- HistoricLegal
- TimelessLegal
- Penny DreadfulLegal
- OathbreakerLegal
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Where it came from
The Bloated Processor was introduced in the 2023 Magic: The Gathering expansion, March of the Machine. As part of a set centered on a multiversal war against the Phyrexians, this card features the mechanics and aesthetic of the set's antagonists, who are known for their biomechanical integration of flesh and machine. It serves as a utility card within the set, designed to leverage the graveyard mechanics prevalent in the game's broader context.
The art was rendered by illustrator Campbell White, who leaned into the gruesome, industrial horror characteristic of the Phyrexian faction. The visual direction emphasizes the parasitic and repurposed nature of the creature, reflecting the set's narrative of mechanical assimilation. Upon its release, the card was evaluated by the player community primarily for its functional role in Limited play environments rather than as a notable design landmark.
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