Bloated Processor
March of the Machine 357 • rare
- Set
- March of the Machine
- Collector number
- 357
- Rarity
- Rare
- Mana cost
- 2 generic mana black mana
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- Black
- Artist
- Brock Grossman
- Market price
- $0.37
What it does
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "2 generic mana: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerLegal
- ModernLegal
- LegacyLegal
- VintageLegal
- CommanderLegal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlLegal
- HistoricLegal
- TimelessLegal
- Penny DreadfulLegal
- OathbreakerLegal
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Where it came from
Bloated Processor was released in 2023 as part of the March of the Machine expansion for Magic: The Gathering. The card was designed as part of a set centered on a multiversal invasion, where iconic characters and mechanical themes from various planes of existence converged. Its mechanics reflect the set's emphasis on Incubate tokens, a thematic representation of the Phyrexian assimilation process that transforms resources into biological weapons.
The card was illustrated by Brock Grossman, who leaned into the grotesque, industrial aesthetic associated with the Phyrexian faction. His work sought to visualize the synthesis of mechanical hardware and organic decay, a signature of the game's long-running antagonist force. Upon its release, the card was generally viewed by players as a strategic tool within the Limited format, praised for its efficiency in synergy-heavy draft environments.
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