Bloated Processor
March of the Machine Promos 93s • rare
- Set
- March of the Machine Promos
- Collector number
- 93s
- Rarity
- Rare
- Mana cost
- 2 generic mana black mana
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- Black
- Artist
- Brock Grossman
- Finish
- Foil
What it does
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "2 generic mana: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerLegal
- ModernLegal
- LegacyLegal
- VintageLegal
- CommanderLegal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlLegal
- HistoricLegal
- TimelessLegal
- Penny DreadfulLegal
- OathbreakerLegal
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Where it came from
Bloated Processor was released in 2023 as part of the promotional suite for the Magic: The Gathering expansion set March of the Machine. This specific iteration, identified by collector number 93s, was distributed through the set's promo pack program, which incentivized local game store play during the release season. The card serves as a representative piece of the Phyrexians, the primary antagonists of the narrative arc, featuring art that emphasizes the biomechanical horror central to the set's visual identity.
The card was illustrated by Campbell White, whose work frequently captures the distinct, grotesque aesthetic associated with the Phyrexians. In this design, the artist focused on the amalgamation of machine and organic matter, intended to evoke a sense of inevitable assimilation. Upon its release, the card was received as a functional, mid-range artifact creature, commonly utilized in Limited formats to provide board presence and value within the synergy-heavy environment of the March of the Machine block.
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