Bloated Processor
March of the Machine Promos 93s • rare
- Set
- March of the Machine Promos
- Collector number
- 93s
- Rarity
- Rare
- Mana cost
- 2 generic mana black mana
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- Black
- Artist
- Brock Grossman
- Finish
- Foil
What it does
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "2 generic mana: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerLegal
- ModernLegal
- LegacyLegal
- VintageLegal
- CommanderLegal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlLegal
- HistoricLegal
- TimelessLegal
- Penny DreadfulLegal
- OathbreakerLegal
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Where it came from
Bloated Processor was released in 2023 as part of the promotional suite for the Magic: The Gathering expansion set March of the Machine. The set depicted a multiversal invasion by the mechanical Phyrexians, and the card's design reflects this lore by representing a Phyrexian entity assimilating organic matter into mechanical infrastructure.
The artwork was commissioned from illustrator Brock Grossman, who utilized a visceral, industrial aesthetic to emphasize the horror-themed nature of the faction. As a rare creature card, it was distributed through various promotional channels intended to support the set's release, garnering interest from players focused on the artifact-synergy mechanics prevalent in the game's broader meta-environment during that period.
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