Bloated Processor
March of the Machine Promos 93p • rare
- Set
- March of the Machine Promos
- Collector number
- 93p
- Rarity
- Rare
- Mana cost
- 2 generic mana black mana
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- Black
- Artist
- Brock Grossman
- Market price
- $0.20
What it does
Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "2 generic mana: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerLegal
- ModernLegal
- LegacyLegal
- VintageLegal
- CommanderLegal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlLegal
- HistoricLegal
- TimelessLegal
- Penny DreadfulLegal
- OathbreakerLegal
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Where it came from
Bloated Processor was released in 2023 as part of the promotional suite for Magic: The Gathering’s 'March of the Machine' expansion. Designed as a Phyrexian-themed artifact creature, the card depicts the twisted, biomechanical aesthetic central to the set’s narrative, which follows the multiversal invasion orchestrated by the Phyrexians. It serves as a mechanical representation of the grotesque efficiency and relentless assimilation characteristic of the faction’s design philosophy.
The card’s illustration was crafted to evoke the eerie, metallic horror of New Phyrexia, focusing on the synthesis of organic matter and cold machinery. Within the game's context, the promotional version features specific set iconography and a unique finish, distinguishing it from standard pack-inserted cards. It was distributed through organized play events, intended to reward players for participation and to showcase the thematic shift toward the final confrontation of the Phyrexian story arc.
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