Deranged Assistant
Ultimate Masters 49 • common
- Set
- Ultimate Masters
- Collector number
- 49
- Rarity
- Common
- Mana cost
- 1 generic mana blue mana
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- Blue
- Artist
- Nils Hamm
- Market price
- $0.16
What it does
tap, Mill a card: Add colorless mana. (Activate only as an instant. To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- ModernLegal
- LegacyLegal
- VintageLegal
- CommanderLegal
- PauperLegal
- BrawlNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- Penny DreadfulLegal
- OathbreakerLegal
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Where it came from
Deranged Assistant was originally printed in the Innistrad expansion in 2011, serving as a functional representation of the Gothic horror tropes prevalent in the set's design. The card depicts a frantic researcher assisting a mad scientist, fitting perfectly into the set's graveyard-centric mechanics where milling one's own library was a strategic advantage rather than a detriment. The artwork, illustrated by Greg Staples, captures the chaotic and grotesque atmosphere of the Innistrad plane, emphasizing the themes of experimentation and insanity.
When reprinted in Ultimate Masters in 2018, the card retained its original illustration, which had become iconic among players for its evocative portrayal of the 'mad scientist's lab' aesthetic. Ultimate Masters was designed as a curated, high-value set intended to provide a premium draft experience and showcase fan-favorite cards from throughout the game's history. Inclusion in this set solidified Deranged Assistant's reputation as a quintessential common-rarity utility card that bridges flavor and mechanical utility in Blue-aligned decks.
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