Dumb Ass
Unhinged 75 • common
- Set
- Unhinged
- Collector number
- 75
- Rarity
- Common
- Mana cost
- 2 generic mana red mana
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- Red
- Artist
- Bradley Williams
- Market price
- $0.26
What it does
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.
Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- ModernNot legal
- LegacyNot legal
- VintageNot legal
- CommanderNot legal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- Penny DreadfulNot legal
- OathbreakerNot legal
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Where it came from
Dumb Ass was released in 2004 as part of the Unhinged set, the third standalone parody expansion for the Magic: The Gathering trading card game. Created by Wizards of the Coast, this set was designed to explore the humorous side of the game, breaking traditional rules and conventions through mechanics that were often absurd or intentionally disruptive to standard play.
The card features artwork by Mike Dringenberg, a well-regarded illustrator known for his work on The Sandman series. Dringenberg employed a whimsical, expressive style to fit the irreverent tone of the Unhinged expansion, creating an image that leaned into the literal interpretation of the card's name. It remains a notable example of the creative freedom granted to artists when working on the non-legal 'silver-bordered' sets.
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About Dumb Ass
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