Fat Ass
Unhinged 95 • common
- Set
- Unhinged
- Collector number
- 95
- Rarity
- Common
- Mana cost
- 4 generic mana green mana
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- Green
- Artist
- Jeremy Jarvis
- Market price
- $0.36
What it does
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- ModernNot legal
- LegacyNot legal
- VintageNot legal
- CommanderNot legal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- Penny DreadfulNot legal
- OathbreakerNot legal
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Where it came from
Fat Ass was released in 2004 as part of the Unhinged set, a specialized expansion for the Magic: The Gathering card game designed specifically for humor and novelty. As a 'silver-bordered' card, it was crafted to exist outside the formal rules of sanctioned competitive play, allowing the design team at Wizards of the Coast to experiment with mechanics that broke standard conventions, such as the card's reliance on the physical distance between play areas.
The card was illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis, who chose a whimsical, stylized aesthetic to match the playful intent of the Un-sets. By depicting a character that literally takes up space on the table, the design serves as a commentary on the game's mechanics regarding card size and table footprint. It remains a notable example of the creative freedom the design team exercised when moving away from the rigid structure of traditional expansions.
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About Fat Ass
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