Fat Ass
Unhinged 95 • common
- Set
- Unhinged
- Collector number
- 95
- Rarity
- Common
- Mana cost
- 4 generic mana green mana
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- Green
- Artist
- Jeremy Jarvis
- Market price
- $0.40
What it does
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- ModernNot legal
- LegacyNot legal
- VintageNot legal
- CommanderNot legal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- Penny DreadfulNot legal
- OathbreakerNot legal
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Where it came from
Fat Ass was released in 2004 as part of the Unhinged expansion for the Magic: The Gathering trading card game. Created by Wizards of the Coast, the set was the second 'silver-bordered' installment, designed specifically for casual play and humor rather than tournament legality. The set aimed to break the standard mechanics of the game through wordplay and absurdity, providing a lighthearted break from the complex strategic depth found in core expansions.
The card was illustrated by Mike Dringenberg, a well-known artist recognized for his work on the Sandman comic series. His contribution to the card reflects the whimsical and often satirical tone Wizards of the Coast sought for the Unhinged set. The design plays on the card's name through a literal and playful interpretation, which was met with amusement by the community as it typified the irreverent spirit that defined the non-tournament legal subsets of the era.
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About Fat Ass
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