Magic: The Gathering

You Exist Only to Amuse

Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander 361 • common

Set: Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander
Collector number: 361
Rarity: Common
Colors: Colorless
Artist: WolfSkullJack
Market price: $0.32

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$0.32market price via TCGplayer · Aug 17, 2026$0.32 – $0.35 over the tracked period

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Lore

Why it matters

This common card from the House of Horror series features distinctive artwork that captures a sense of eerie unease. Its role within the collection reflects the thematic focus on tension and suspense inherent in this particular set.

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What it does

When you set this scheme in motion, choose one. If you control six or more lands, choose both instead.

• Create three 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

• Until your next turn, creatures your opponents control have base power and toughness 1/1 and lose all abilities.

Formats

Where you can play it

StandardNot legal
PioneerNot legal
ModernNot legal
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VintageNot legal
CommanderNot legal
PauperNot legal
BrawlNot legal
HistoricNot legal
TimelessNot legal
Penny DreadfulNot legal
OathbreakerNot legal

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Provenance

Where it came from

You Exist Only to Amuse was released in 2024 as part of the Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander set for the collectible card game Magic: The Gathering. The card draws inspiration from the thematic setting of Duskmourn, a plane designed as a sprawling, haunted mansion that draws upon 1980s horror tropes and psychological terror. As a common card within this expansion, it was developed to provide mechanical utility within a deck while reinforcing the unsettling, claustrophobic atmosphere intended to permeate the entire release.

The artwork was commissioned from the illustrator WolfSkullJack, whose distinct aesthetic leans into dark, whimsical, and macabre sensibilities. In this piece, the artist sought to capture the oppressive, voyeuristic nature of the plane, using jarring imagery to reflect the card's theme of subjugation and torment. Upon its release, the card was noted by players for its flavor text and aesthetic contribution to the set's broader exploration of isolation and fear.

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