Discourtesy Clerk
Unfinity 356 • uncommon
- Set
- Unfinity
- Collector number
- 356
- Rarity
- Uncommon
- Mana cost
- 3 generic mana black mana
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- Black
- Artist
- Vladimir Krisetskiy
- Finish
- Galaxy
What it does
When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting.
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- ModernNot legal
- LegacyBanned
- VintageBanned
- CommanderLegal
- PauperNot legal
- BrawlNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- Penny DreadfulNot legal
- OathbreakerBanned
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Where it came from
Discourtesy Clerk was released in 2022 as part of the Unfinity expansion for Magic: The Gathering. This set, the fourth in the Un-series, was designed to blend the traditional silver-bordered humor of past sets with black-bordered mechanics compatible with standard gameplay. The clerk reflects the whimsical, space-carnival aesthetic of the set's central setting, Myra the Magnificent's Intergalactic Astrotorium of Fun, where the tone shifts from high fantasy to retro-futuristic satire.
The card was illustrated by artist Matt Dixon, who is known for his expressive and slightly melancholic character designs. In this piece, Dixon captures the mundane frustration of a service worker tasked with managing extraterrestrial patrons. The design serves to lampoon the retail experience within a fantastical context, and it was received by players as a quintessential example of Unfinity’s focus on immersive, story-driven comedy that subverts typical high-fantasy tropes.
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About Discourtesy Clerk
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