Dissatisfied Customer
Unfinity 358 • common
- Set
- Unfinity
- Collector number
- 358
- Rarity
- Common
- Mana cost
- 2 generic mana black mana
- Type
- Creature
- Colors
- Black
- Artist
- Yangtian Li
- Finish
- Galaxy
What it does
Flying, haste
When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
The mirrors weren't fun for everyone.
Where you can play it
- StandardNot legal
- PioneerNot legal
- ModernNot legal
- LegacyLegal
- VintageLegal
- CommanderLegal
- PauperLegal
- BrawlNot legal
- HistoricNot legal
- TimelessNot legal
- Penny DreadfulNot legal
- OathbreakerLegal
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Where it came from
Dissatisfied Customer was released in 2022 as part of Unfinity, the fourth Un-set produced by Wizards of the Coast for the Magic: The Gathering trading card game. Unlike standard sets, Unfinity was designed with a carnival and retro-futuristic space theme, blending traditional game mechanics with the 'silver-border' design philosophy that prioritizes humor and experimental gameplay over strict competitive legality.
The card was illustrated by Yangtian Li, who opted for a stylized, character-driven aesthetic that emphasizes the frustrated expression of the alien subject. Within the context of the set's setting—Myra the Magnificent's Intergalactic Astrotorium of Fun—the card serves as a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the nature of customer service interactions, a common trope within the eccentric, lighthearted narrative framework developed for the Unfinity expansion.
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About Dissatisfied Customer
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